One of our favorite comedians, Maria Bamford, is selling a couple of t-shirts with quotes from her standup special, The Special Special Special. She recorded her special (special special) in her living room with just her parents and pug as the audience. This particular quote about the power of celebrity, paired with an illustration from Priscilla Wilson, is especially awesomely weird.
Maria Bamford = comedy gold. But we here at Cartoon Hangover already knew that.